never be average in the looks…

The 10 commandments
according to my television
(by a potato, aged 16)

I.    thou shalt not resist booze.

II.   thou shalt not disparage money.

III.  thou shalt not refuse sexual relations, as sexual relations are the only important thing in the whole wide world ever.

IV.   thou shalt never be average in the looks department. (ugly is right out)

V.     thou shalt never deny the existence of some sort of god or something.

VI.   thou shalt never fail to defend your friends and family (those similar to you) regardless of the facts.

VII.  thou shalt never fail to attack your enemies (those dissimilar to you) regardless of the facts.

VIII. thou shalt have a whole mess of spawn (min. 2)

IX.    thou shalt never be alone.

X       america rocks!!

-“Serenity Rose“, Working Through The NegativityHeart-Shaped Skull by: Aaron Alexovich, 5 Nov. 2002

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